Watching the Democratic National Convention With Gunter

Things Gunter said During Hilary Clinton's Speech

"Repeal the 13th amendment"

"Look at that bulbous nose"

"Boo Women"


"Bill Clinton looks like he crawled in a Bottle of Scotch for the last 8 years"

"Boo First Lady! I hate you Dolly Madison."

"When did this become our values? We had Slaves a 100 years ago!"

"yay pirates"

"if there is anything Womens basketball has taught us it is that women are not equal to men."

Upon Hillary Clinton mentioning that today was the 78th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th amendment "Damn You 78 years ago"

"I thought she was going to say God Save The Queen. how Awesome would that have been?"

"What is she defending me from? She said defending the working class. FROM What, pirates? Ninjas?"

"Are They praying? Who are they praying to Hindu 8 arm flowey things"

" She's laughing, don't hide, I saw you Mrs Biden. Don't laugh at god"

"Disco Inferno, are you fucking kidding me"

"Jews on the democratic side, you cant go wrong with that. Smoking Jews too."

Upon realizing that Governor Bill Richardson has the worst facial hair ever
"Who the fuck told this guy that it would be a good idea to grow that facial hair
I cant wait for the day he grows the full mustache and gets a sombrero"

"Alright I'd hit it with Hillary Clinton, I mean Chelsea Clinton, well I'd hit it with Hillary too. Can you imagine the roast beef down there, I bet its more like pressed ham"

while the news anchor pundit types rambled after the speech

"i think that it would be fun if the denver nuggets came out and played during this"

"could you picture that, some player comes out and dunks and the avalanches goalie pulls out the hockey net"

When Brokaw asked what was going to be done with seniors like him as they reach retirement
"Labor camps Brokaw."
"Reeducation camps, they worked for Stalin"